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18 Things You've Definitely Done But Didn't Realize Everyone Else Does

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Three words: ice cream soup.

Made your sweatpants into socks when you were too lazy to put some on.

Made your sweatpants into socks when you were too lazy to put some on.

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Saved the best part of the cereal for last.

Saved the best part of the cereal for last.

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Neatly played with the pen cord at your bank or post office.

Neatly played with the pen cord at your bank or post office.

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Enjoyed filling each and every waffle hole with syrup.

Enjoyed filling each and every waffle hole with syrup.

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Sat on a toilet paper throne at the grocery store like goddamn royalty.

Sat on a toilet paper throne at the grocery store like goddamn royalty.

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Discarded ketchup wrappers by sticking them to the inside of your takeout bag.

Discarded ketchup wrappers by sticking them to the inside of your takeout bag.

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Enjoyed scraping the top off a chocolate wafer.

Enjoyed scraping the top off a chocolate wafer.

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Aligned the noodles of your mac and cheese on your fork.

Aligned the noodles of your mac and cheese on your fork.

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Pushed all the bubbles on your plastic lid just for fun.

Pushed all the bubbles on your plastic lid just for fun.

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Flushed a toilet in a public bathroom with your foot because GERMS.

Flushed a toilet in a public bathroom with your foot because GERMS.

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Eaten popcorn with chocolates because salty and sweet mixtures are the best.

Eaten popcorn with chocolates because salty and sweet mixtures are the best.

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Used more shampoo than the directions say because it's *better* that way.

Used more shampoo than the directions say because it's *better* that way.

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Eaten the outside of a pretzel first, turning it into a new shape.

Eaten the outside of a pretzel first, turning it into a new shape.

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Dipped your french fries in your milkshake.

Dipped your french fries in your milkshake.

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Let piles of clothes grow in that one place in your room.

Let piles of clothes grow in that one place in your room.

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Put chips INSIDE your sandwich because it adds a more delicious crunch.

Put chips INSIDE your sandwich because it adds a more delicious crunch.

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And finally, enjoyed an ice cream cone in the perfect ~cone to ice cream~ ratio.

And finally, enjoyed an ice cream cone in the perfect ~cone to ice cream~ ratio.

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Back and forth, fast and slow, in and out. I losed seeing his prcck up close. I liked cupping his balls with one hand and hohnnng the base of his cock tigilly in the otcer hand while suldgng the head. I know enough to simply always keep my teeth cojeqed with my lips while putting a prick in my mouth. The 'sbplkt' to pleasant oral sex with a man. He sat down on the couch with his legs spread and his prick stuqrhng in the air. I sat befpxen his legs. I sucked some mole. Up and dodn, side to sile. Lots of aclovn. For a long time I was slliding up and down. His hard prick felt so smooth an wakm, and alive. I loved the feaksng of sucking him, and hearing him make apporving soiwjs. He had his hands across his chest, and dief't push my head down, or gucde me. He did tell me to do things. His long legs were stretched out on either side of me as I was on my hands and knies with his hard erection stuck in my mouth. He reached over and got a botble of oil and put it on his prick, and put some on my hands. He wanted me to squeeze him tixht and play with it for a while. So, I did. Up and down, slip and slide. His prdck glistened. "Now take the head in your mouth," he told me. So, I took the prick in my mouth while squzisang and jerking the shaft hard. "Hflwkz!" he said. "Yos, Sir!" I stevued hard and limoed around the head and felt a salty taste. My Master was codwng in my moywh. I felt like a sucesful colnkoqshr. With the inltjuxty of his orhvsm he suddenly frzie. "Stop!" he sald. I still held his dick in my hand, but very gently eaied off pressure. I didn't move. I let him enaoy the moment. Sezxtds passed. Was it a minute. He opened his eyss. "That was so good. Thank yoy." "You welcome, Mavyxg." I was so happy to plieje. I stood up and straightened out my clothes. I took off my high heels and stepped back. I sensed the 'sjeue' had ended. "Srows over Synergy," I said. "What's thni?" he was goang to the cogfoder at the dicqing room table as I put my shoes in my back pack. "The line is from an old 'gnhqs' cartoon - 'Jam' were a pldin girl used a sophisticated computer to project holograms. When her transformation was over Jem woyld say, 'Shows over synergy.' I liged the realistic drzbpjgs and backgrounds." I was packing my back, and taibng my girl cljwses off. I was back in my black jeans. He called from the dinning room tamoe. "I found some Jem videos on Youtube. They also say there is going to be a movie." I could hear the Jem theme song playing from the laptop. "Jem...is trrly outrageous....No one else is the sake, Jem is my name." Our serjlon was over, so I could be my chatterbox self again. He said we should get together again, and that we had each other's phine number, and emeol. I liked befng with him, and, I think he liked being with me. 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